Amazing or wank - advanced usage

This, for example, is ABSOLUTLY INCREDIBLE....

Amazing or Wank

Hi there. I've had this idea based on buddy speak (It's a bit like sibling speak, but... between BFFs?) me and my mate have.

Everything in the world is either amazing or wank.

Simples!

The Compare the Meerkat commercials... Amazing

White Chocolate... Wank

Get the idea?

Good, then lets begin....